In this age of tinder, people are more concerned about working smart than working hard. This new ideology is not restricted to the normal activities you engage in every day to make ends meet; it extends to your life in the bedroom.
Let’s talk about giving a lazy blowjob. One thing we all need to agree on is that the penis is awesome (especially when it belongs to a man who knows his onions).
Men love to get blow jobs just as much as we ladies can’t get enough of oral sex, so it is important to be generous in giving so you can demand as much “eating up” as you want.
However, sometimes we get too tired to do anything, but we still want to please our partner with the energy we have left. Here is the best way to give a lazy blow job and still blow his mind like a pro.
1. Let your partner get involved
Have your partner masturbate for you but ask in a slutty way, so he doesn’t figure out that you are trying to speed up the process by having him do part of the job. The closer to orgasm your partner can get himself, the easier the job becomes for you.
The trick here is, most people masturbate in secret; only a few masturbate in the presence of their partner, so asking him to do it for you could make him feel more comfortable with you and that works in your favour. Oral sex with this trick becomes exciting instead of tasking.
2. Relax by lying on your back
The most popular position for blow jobs involves the receiving partner relaxing on his back while the giver hovers around the penis or kneels down to do the magic. While this position is great for the person whose penis gets sucked, it can be tiring of the giver.
To solve this problem, you should change position by lying on your back and have the receiver straddle your face. All your partner has to do is stay still and allow you to do all the work. This is a position people rarely do making novelty become your luck here, and your partner will be thrilled to experience such an uncommon thing.
Depending on the level of trust and understanding between you and your partner, you can ask him to thrust into your mouth if you feel like taking your laziness to a whole new level.
I must warn though, having your partner thrust into your mouth could easily activate your gag reflex, and you can mistakenly hurt them with your teeth if you are not careful.
3. Try sitting down
This is a nice relaxation position for your lazy ass. Sit on a chair, couch, or your bead with your back nicely rested on the headboard, then ask the receiver to either kneel or stand straddling you with their legs apart.
Tell your partner to stay in position while you suck him or have him go back and forth in your mouth while you just stay still.
4. Use your hands
Whatever the position you choose to do, using your hands have always proved to be magical when it comes to giving a blow job easily. It is surprising however that a lot of people assume that blowjobs are restricted to mouth activity (they should get schooling in this area).
If you rely solely on using your mouth for the work, you’ll get tired very easy and fast. Your jaws will begin to ache badly, and your tongue will get tired because you are straining them too much. If you are also trying to the deep throat stunt, you are going to end up triggering tour gag reflex and puking all over your partner.
These are only a few reasons why you need to employ the services of your hands. Your hands are a great assistant in the blow job office, and they are very good team players.
Your hands give you a firm grip on the penis while your mouth provides softness and wetness. When giving a lazy BJ, your hands can do the bulk of the work while your mouth does less. Let your hands take charge of working the shaft while your mouth handles the head o the penis.
Let me help you with the technique: Simply wrap your hands loosely in a fist around the shaft of your partner’s penis. Take your lips to the penis and cup it so that they meet the top of your fist and begin a back and forth movement with your mouth and hands in tandem.
Use saliva as a lubricant so your hands can move freely as you do the work.
5. Use a sex toy
Oh, so you didn’t know you could use a toy to speed up the process? Well, a motor can handle the bulk of the work for you. The best toy for a blow job is a vibrating cock ring.
You can try using the JeJoue Mio, sex toys like this are designed to be worn at the base of a penis.
Because a vibrating ring has a ting little vibrator in it, using it on your partner could give a pleasurable sensation that will have him pretty close to orgasm even before you put your mouth to work. Making a man cum hasn’t been easier.
6. Try anal play
Don’t conclude that all straight men hate anal play, ask your partner if he would like to have you go that way before you try anything. Now that the anal play taboo is gradually phasing out, a lot of people are trying it out, and they seem to enjoy the experience.
Anal play is pleasurable for both genders, and it could drive your partner close to orgasm so your mouth can handle the rest. The anus isn’t like the vagina that self-lubricates and any moron would know that, so you need to get a lubricant for the job.
As your right-hand works the penis at the same time with your mouth put a dab of silicon-based lube on your left index finger and play with your partner’s anus gently.
7. Be a tease
If your partner is one of those guys, Who are lucky enough to come from an orgasm, tease them. When you feel a little tired, tell your partner you won’t go any further but don’t stop.
Let them beg you for more and take advantage of their neediness to try new techniques they won’t say no to. Enjoy your lazy blow job and thank me later.
